The Political Kiwi

Destination: Planet Key!

Warning: This is satire, but seriously, if you cannot tell that from the first few lines, then you have a problem! 🙂 Last week, I was invited by the new government of Planet Key to come and visit them, all expenses paid. How could I refuse. When I got to the airport, there was bad…

No surprises there, right John Key?

Prime Minister John Key has accused Nicky Hager of being a conspiracy theorist. The reason “Just because”! Dear oh dear me, Johny, John… John. I suggest you keep your mouth shut long enough to read the follow. It comes from your B.F.F Cameron Slater when he appeared before a Judge and said the folowing; Slater…

Not a good look, Mister Key.

A story from STUFF dated the 8th of the 8th, 2009 about Bill English cashing in on the system.. Deputy Prime Minister Bill English says his family has lived with him in Wellington for more than 10 years, but that should not disqualify him from claiming up to $460 a week as an out-of-town MP.…

Who owns the water?

It belongs to us!

Its an interesting question. According to John Key, no one owns it. But guess what, he is wrong. Key is often wrong, so wrong in fact that its often seen for what it is, either a lie or a simplistic view that hides the truth from us, meaning its also a lie. Who owns the…

I’ve been thinking…

(no apologies to Richard “sellout” Prebble!) Kim Dotcom ran a business which was legal in essence, it was others that used it to share movies and the like, and after a lengthy process, his extradition process was proven and (after the appeals) he will be sent to the USA to stand trial for piracy and…

NEWS FLASH!!!!!

THIS JUST IN FROM LABOUR Government must protect Pharmac as promised John Key must tell New Zealanders that he will not bow to pressure from wealthy drug companies or their US negotiators and put Kiwi lives at risk, Labour’s Health spokesperson Annette King says. “News reports today have the drug lobbyists Medicines New Zealand openly…

Is it me or….

world-03

I just went to visit the STUFF website…. big mistake. So much bad news, so many murders, so much hate… is it me or are things actually getting worse for us on this planet? Sort of hoping for an alien invasion to come along and wipe us out… no other species has accomplished so much……

Test 5

Attackers who stole $US81 million ($NZ123) from the Bangladesh central bank probably hacked into software from the SWIFT financial platform that is at the heart of the global financial system, said security researchers at British defence contractor BAE Systems. SWIFT, a cooperative owned by 3000 financial institutions, confirmed that it was aware of malware targeting its…